June 2009
A kind request: HELP US BUY A NEW LIFE!
So as you already know we had a great vacation.
And for several years we have been talking about changing our lives for real and for the better.
So we wanted to buy a good thing that would give us the life we need and the pleasure for many more.
SO Here goes nothing and asking does not hurt, I mean even a guy made a paperclip into a house.
We want to buy a campsite in the ardennes Belgium, no...
“Ability is what you’re capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do....”
– Lou Holtz
“I want to give a really bad party. I mean it. I want to give a party where...”
– Dick Diver, in Fitzgerald’s Tender is the Night (via designage) (via melissa)
I'll be your best kept secret and your biggest...
(via fuckyeahfoblyrics)
Bloodninja
Somethings just are not right..
Source: www.bloodninja.com
Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
Aight.
Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Oh, I like to play dress up.
Me too baby.
I kiss you softly on your chest.
I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
Hey...
I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
Funny I still don't see it.
I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
Baby?
“A day without laughter is a day wasted.”
– Charlie Chaplin (via littlemiss)
“God has no religion.”
– Mahatma Gandhi (via littlemiss)
10 Crazy Facts About Sex
robot-heart:
enjoli:andeventhis:zequicker:
Humans aren’t the only ones who perform oral sex. Cheetahs, hyenas, and goats all go down.
The clitoris is the only organ in the human body with just one purpose: pleasure.
Men who looked at porn of two men and one woman produced more sperm than those who looked at just women. Scientists speculate that seeing competition makes men step up their...
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“Lullaby for Grown-ups
Go to sleep
with closed eyes
your prophecies
won’t be...”
– Song by Ane Brun
